Yeah, we know he's got that irresistible "Tramp" thing going on, but here's a secret just between you and me: he'll love you even if you're no "Lady." He won't check your pedigree, your bank account or your credit score, because he's only interested in checking out one thing about you: The size of your HEART. And if there's enough room for a handsome golden boy named Ralph, then it's just the right size for him. Many people pass up Ralph since he's a such a biggin', but just like Louis Prima said "The bigger the figure the more I can love.". So don't be shy! Come on down and ask about Ralph, today!